Jon’s Diary

The rate of introductions into the cabinet has slowed somewhat, and in the last few weeks only two new members have been added.

First of all there’s John Major, the grey man who blends into the background:

(He’s a two-spot goby)

And then there’s Boris … who is somewhat odd:

(And he’s a pink-spotted flymo, or rockskipper. Yes, he has orange spots … I did say he was odd!)